Taste

It's odd that parents would consider placing their infant in the arms of a man covered head to toe in fur, wearing enormous, obviously fake glasses and a ridiculous bowtie, a man, quite frankly, who potentially has a fascinating criminal past. Oh they do extensive background checks, you say? Sure, sure they do.

I tried to look through the bunny's eye mesh to see if I could detect any nefarious intentions. He passed the test, but I still prepared myself to simultaneously grab Lyla and dropkick him in his buckteeth if things went awry.

I tried to motivate Lyla to plant a big stupid grin on her face for this picture, but in the end she decided she was too cool for school.