Served

An unidentified white male was seen offering his daughter a bite of a soft-serve ice cream cone at the zoo. Witnesses described the male as "devastatingly handsome" and "pretty hunky." But one man described him as "some d-bag with skinny arms."


According to a zoo employee who spoke on the condition of anonymity, the man's daughter became excited after first tasting the ice cream. "She just got this look in her eyes," said the employee. "She was so happy. It was cute. He was totally bringing sexy back to the zoo."



But as seen in these exclusive photographs taken with zoo security cameras, the man eventually decided that the girl had had enough ice cream. The zoo employee confirmed this: "It's like he suddenly snapped and decided he wanted the rest of the ice cream for himself."

What happened next left the employee shocked. "All of a sudden this grown man and this little baby were wrestling for the ice cream cone. And the little girl was winning! He had ice cream all over his arms and on his shorts. She was clawing at his face. At one point she twisted his ear. The baby ended up with at least two more bites of ice cream before it was over."

When asked to describe the baby after the altercation, the employee did not hesitate. "Sticky. Sticky and satisfied."